Bebe Gandanghari kills Rustom Padilla

RUSTOM PADILLA

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BEBE GANDANGHARI

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Rustom Padilla is now officially dead. Who killed him? The very confident, beautiful, and controversial Bebe Gandanghari, that’s who.

Bebe Gandanghari surprised everyone when he came back from a modeling workshop from New York looking all elegant, fabulous, a bit demented and absolutely feminine—well, except from the voice of course.

He—i mean,she—arrived at the airport with the air of someone being reborn into something, a caterpillar into a butterfly, or maybe she was just high on something.

In an interview with Bebe Gandanghari, the question that was also on other people’s minds was, “Why Bebe?” Was she likening herself to a goose? Faux French? Trip?

It actually stands for Binibining (Bb.) Gandanghari, so Bebe for short. Wow, clever. In all her effort to make herself sound, look, and act feminine, I have to say the name Bebe was leaning a bit on the desperate angle.

Nonetheless, she was very confident about her new identity and requested everyone to forget about Rustom because he has long been dead (probably much, much, much longer than we think).

Bebe is another person, with a totally different personality from the Rustom who had been a matinée idol and action star in the previous decade.

Most of the time it sounds ridiculous to refer to yourself in third person—schizophrenic even. But with Bebe’s case, it’s almost believable because you cannot possible associate the matinée idol Rustom you knew from the long-legged cross-dresser that now graces the TV shows, newspapers, and apparently blogs. I said almost because although she looks very feminine, the deep manly voice is retained.

I think if she just stopped giggling his manly laugh, she’ll be able to pull off being Bebe Gandanghari. But the bottom line is, Rustom Padilla is dead. And Bebe Gandanghari has already taken his place.

13 Responses to “Bebe Gandanghari kills Rustom Padilla”

  1. . . .you cannot possible? . . .you cannot possibly

    Please check syntax

  2. what d’ hell?

  3. ay nako ilusionada kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.late bloomer ka

  4. kung naging macho gay ka na lang… rerespetuhin pa kita. eh ano ngayon kung gay ka acting macho. tama na sana when you came out in pinoy big brother. you are good in a man suit and gay rather than wearing gowns and make up that makes you cheap like a centavo… well thats my opinion.

  5. hi gay know u good life..hope best proud is happy friends …com see u ladyboy is friends u there

  6. nice ganda mo naman baby

  7. I’m puzzled, but I learned to believe that a human being is entitled to his/her own decision as long as it makes her/him happy, Its your life, its your prerrogative..No body has the right to judge you.. I like you being Bebe now.. truly amazing turn events… the Rustom Padilla that I had idolized, fantasized.. and adored.. now hes dead…love you too Bebe… Good luck…

  8. yuck! hindi niya bagay noh!!! kadiri para siyang iniiyot!

  9. Well all i can say that you just be honest to yourself, eh ano naman ngayon if lu
    mantad kana as a gay, you should be proud to yourself and im proud to you also. eh ano naman ngayon atlease hindi mo kagaya ng iba jan na nag
    tatago parin. LUMANTAD KANA NOH…

  10. keri lang te! sabi na eh bbgay si Rustom.
    nararamdaman ko matagal na. kaloka sha. pero taray nya na ngayon. bongga!

  11. call me at +639153805424 YM: benjo.body@yahoo.com

  12. wow di ako makapaniwala

  13. ang ganda mu pre?hahahhahaahahaha
    ang sarap mung kantotin

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